Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Orema]

Originally Posted by homoe

Because 'said item" has had enough fun at our expense and decides to show up!

How on earth does a single sock manage to escape from the washing machine/ dryer to arriving on a sidewalk of a busy city street? And while I'm on the subject why is it ALWAYS just a single sock, why doesn't it ever take its mate?

The taker only has one foot.

Why take two when you only need one?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Orema

The taker only has one foot.

Why take two when you only need one?

Because things made in this day and age are shoddy workmanship and tend to break or breakdown hence always good to have a spare!

What there really a Mr Murphy regarding "Murphy's Law" of anything that can go wrong will go wrong?

[Orema]

Originally Posted by homoe

Because things made in this day and age are shoddy workmanship and tend to break or breakdown hence always good to have a spare!

What there really a Mr Murphy regarding "Murphy's Law" of anything that can go wrong will go wrong?

Yes, his first name was Ernie and he was also a magician—you should have seen some of his tricks.

How many jokes do you have in your arsenal?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Orema

Yes, his first name was Ernie and he was also a magician—you should have seen some of his tricks.

How many jokes do you have in your arsenal?

Zero original, I steal jokes from wherever I can get them!

Learning English must be a nightmare! Why do we call it a haircut when all hairs are being chopped off and not a hairs cut?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by homoe

Zero original, I steal jokes from wherever I can get them!

Learning English must be a nightmare! Why do we call it a haircut when all hairs are being chopped off and not a hairs cut?

I have no idea what the answer might be, BUT for sure next time I walk into my favorite clip-joint, I'm requesting a hairs cut!

Why is it, even tho we have countless clothes in our closets, for the main part we tend to gravitate to the same few pairs of jeans and tops?

[akiza]

Originally Posted by homoe

I have no idea what the answer might be, BUT for sure next time I walk into my favorite clip-joint, I'm requesting a hairs cut!

Why is it, even tho we have countless clothes in our closets, for the main part we tend to gravitate to the same few pairs of jeans and tops?

because routine and laziness is too much stuck ☺
Why soda flavored pop corn doesn't exist?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by akiza

because routine and laziness is too much stuck ☺
Why soda flavored pop corn doesn't exist?

Because Jones Soda in Seattle hasn't thought of it YEt, give em time, they will!


When a Doctor or Lawyer conduct themselves in their profession, they call it practicing. Why? When are they going to start for real?