Why can't I.....

[Novelafemme]

Originally Posted by tantalizingfemme

Well the move in is future. No date. But I mean I can't do it unless I am in my own home and hy is at his. Hy thinks I'm just really odd.

Hahahahahaha I was sitting here reading your post out loud to Katy and then read Island Scout's response, and Katy was like, "YES! That! RIGHT THERE! What she said!!!"

I drive her C R A Z Y with my nonsensical privacy issues (of which I have none!) I think some of the best conversations two people can have are sometimes formulated in the bathroom.

She would like everything I do in the bathroom to remain a mystery.

Pooping issues are funny. My oldest daughter refuses to eat before school because the thought of having to poop AT school absolutely mortifies her.

I have been known to fart on the first date. True story.

Perhaps I am the wrong person for this thread because there's really nothing I can't do around Katy. I'm gross like that. My poor, poor honey.