Things you should never say on a date.

macele · 09-19-2013, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by deb_U_taunt

"Can we stop by my mamas house on the way? I need to get some money."

i think i should say this just for the hell of it LOL. too funny. just to see the expression.

Gemme · 09-19-2013, 06:57 PM

"I forgot my wallet. You got this, right?"

Yup. It happened.

girl_dee · 09-19-2013, 07:05 PM

"sorry i have just got to see who is texting me:

deb_U_taunt · 09-19-2013, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by girl_dee

"sorry i have just got to see who is texting me:

cells on a date UGH

deb_U_taunt · 09-19-2013, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

"I forgot my wallet. You got this, right?"

Yup. It happened.

Yup I dated her too.

Violette · 09-19-2013, 07:08 PM

"I just have to make a phone call, you don't mind, do you?"

weatherboi · 09-19-2013, 08:10 PM

"i hate reading"

total turn off!!!

NEXT!!!

weatherboi · 09-19-2013, 08:17 PM

"i am not political"

this made me want to poke my ears out!!!

Gráinne · 09-19-2013, 08:24 PM

"You look so nice, I didn't recognize you".

That actually happened, but it wasn't on a date but meeting a friend. I laughed, because I knew what she meant (new blouse) and it just came out wrong.

Sweet Bliss · 09-19-2013, 08:25 PM

Give me your leftovers, I'll eat them for lunch tomorrow.

*Anya* · 09-19-2013, 08:10 PM

"You are really attractive to me, I am not attracted to thin women".

girl_dee · 09-19-2013, 08:11 PM

*my ex this and my ex that*

true story

imperfect_cupcake · 09-20-2013, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

"I forgot my wallet. You got this, right?"

Yup. It happened.

see? ME. this has happened to me TWICE. Absolutely humiliated and knew what it looked like when I reached into my bag and.... omfg. ...no...nonononono.... NOOOOOOOO.
FUCK!!!!

then begging them to swing past my place so I can re-imburse. Of course they won't. they are too polite. I look like a dickhead.

I am a seriously bad date half the time.

One time I sat and babbled about the chemistry of this one women's job for 15 min while she stared at me in glazed boredom.

another, two bicurious drunk 20 somethings came over to our pub table and started talking to me and trying to pick me up cause they loved my breasts. Luckily my date thought this was fucking hilarious as she watched me try and deal. But mostly that would not have flown. I could not get rid of them cause my date was sniggering and so I turned and said "right. since this is so amusing, I'm going to the loo. YOU can get rid of the leg humping yorkies." they were gone when I got back.

another, I realised mid-date that she was one of my very long term (we grew up down the road from each other) old friend's ex-wife. And introducted this fact by putting down my fork and said "omg. I know your dog! really well, actually..."
"really? how?"
"cause I've known your exwife for 27 years?"
Bad, bad date

I could go on. seriously. I have lists of these. One I knocked myself out on a tree branch.

cinnamongrrl · 09-20-2013, 01:32 PM

I seriously think these things should be in a book....lol dating hell...

my friend is/was a serial dater and had a date that paid for dinner but insisted on splitting the meal rather than pay for two.

She told me she would have rather gone dutch and actually ate.... but he insisted.....

Then of course there was the infamous...Stanley.... this guy leaned over mid date (first date) and whispered that he wanted to introduce her to his friend, Stanley...the power tool...yeah....THAT tool....

Katniss · 09-20-2013, 01:37 PM

1st date, just after we had placed our dinner order....

"Have you ever heard of Amway?"

Martina · 09-20-2013, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by honeybarbara

One I knocked myself out on a tree branch.

LOL! Was there a second date?

Cin · 09-20-2013, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Martina

LOL! Was there a second date?

LOL.

I would just love to hear the story of the first date.

imperfect_cupcake · 09-21-2013, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Martina

LOL! Was there a second date?

oh yeah. She had taken me to see a light show and we had gotten a bit stoned. I needed to pee really bad and we had already left the building and it was closing, which was in a park. Ish. sorta. So I said "I'm just going to nip into those low shrubs and take a wiz. can you keep look out for me?" Sure np, she turns around and watches I try not to pee on my foot and I shifted over a couple of times, as ya do, to avoid wet-foot, and I grabbed my knickers and jeans and stood up really fast and the top of my head collided with a tree branch and I knock myself out for a couple seconds, she was just about to grab me when I woke up. Knocked out in the pee dirt with my knickers around my thighs. Super Classy. I then threw up.

she had to take me to the hospital and she sat with me all night.

RockOn · 09-21-2013, 06:47 PM

honeybarbara, that is hilarious!

LOL! Thanks, I needed that laugh.

imperfect_cupcake · 09-21-2013, 08:12 PM

no worries. I have quite a few of those stories.... you'd never be able to tell I went to finishing school. sheesh.

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