I'd Like to Claim I was Drunk: Pick Up Lines Destined to Fail

Strappie · 07-02-2010, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by PinkieLee

A vivid memory popped back into my mind that had been hidden for a couple years....

My ex and I were at a hole in the wall pool hall. We were up at the bar ordering a beer, when the cuestick that was leaning up against the bar beside me fell over.

I reached over to pick it up and hand it to the guy in the bbq stained tshirt standing next to me, and he said, "Oh darlin, if it was MY stick that hit you, you would have thanked me".

If that was me saying that to you.. I would have at least said... "if that was my stick that hit you, You would have been begging for more!" lol

Scorp · 07-02-2010, 12:51 PM

Like I said...Those are the fools that probably have a dick the size of a gherkin...

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Originally Posted by Strappie

If that was me saying that to you.. I would have at least said... "if that was my stick that hit you, You would have been begging for more!" lol

PinkieLee · 07-02-2010, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Scorp

Nooo not You? Loss for words?? omg (clenches heart) Wowwwwwwwwwwwwww...

I know, right?! I think some people just pull that stuff right outta their asses!! I'm sorry that I let you down ~ I'll start getting together my list of bad pick up line responses ASAP!

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Originally Posted by Strappie

If that was me saying that to you.. I would have at least said... "if that was my stick that hit you, You would have been begging for more!" lol

PERV... but at least you are cute

Now, don't be using Billy Joe Jim Bob's pick up line on the ladies this weekend!!