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[cathexis]

Originally Posted by homoe

Because the runner ALWAYS stops to get a hot-dog and some peanuts...........

If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?

A) So no water can get in or condensation form inside the package changing the contents back to bread; thereby, causing product liability lawsuits for not being the product identified as being inside said package.



Q) Why are there two different ocean dwelling creatures called "dolphins?" One is a marine mammal and one a fish. One is good eatin', but consumption of the other is politically incorrect unless you're shipwrecked.