I'd Like to Claim I was Drunk: Pick Up Lines Destined to Fail

chefhmboyrd · 07-02-2010, 08:39 AM

would you like to come over for breakfast?

you look like someone i used to sleep with

you are like manna from heaven, come to rest in my mouth.

can you touch your toes in that skirt?

love your shoes, they would look great behind your head.

Wow! you are HOTT! can i fan the flame

i like wine, but i prefer moan

what time do you want to get off?

hey, i know you. you're the one that likes it doggie style.

mmmmmm, you smell like sex

hey girl, why don't you come over here and give me a big fat wet kiss

hello my name is Andy..... Handy Andy

girl, you look like you got Skillz

Dayum, you got a big fine ass

you got boobs for days

07-02-2010, 08:39 AM	#39
chefhmboyrd Senior Member How Do You Identify?: man Preferred Pronoun?: beef Relationship Status: Uncle Daddy Snap Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: nashvegas Posts: 1,607 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,411 Thanked 2,846 Times in 898 Posts Rep Power: 14271905	bad lines would you like to come over for breakfast? you look like someone i used to sleep with you are like manna from heaven, come to rest in my mouth. can you touch your toes in that skirt? love your shoes, they would look great behind your head. Wow! you are HOTT! can i fan the flame i like wine, but i prefer moan what time do you want to get off? hey, i know you. you're the one that likes it doggie style. mmmmmm, you smell like sex hey girl, why don't you come over here and give me a big fat wet kiss hello my name is Andy..... Handy Andy girl, you look like you got Skillz Dayum, you got a big fine ass you got boobs for days __________________ what's a cowboy got to do to get a drink around here?