I'd Like to Claim I was Drunk: Pick Up Lines Destined to Fail

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Originally Posted by JustJo

In the parking lot of the bookstore...from the (maybe) 20ish young man who held the door open for me...

Have you ever considered the advantages of a friendship with a younger man?

Well, to be honest, that's probably the most polite way to ask that question. Points for discretion go to the younger man.

Originally Posted by apocalipstic

Hey Baby I am just looking for a piece of ass.

Oh, good. I just passed a truck full of donkeys that would be perfect for you! (My response)

Originally Posted by apocalipstic

Another line I have heard more than once is....

"Baybah, you just havent found tha raaiight Mayn"

My go to answer is...

"and let me guess, YOU are the chosen one"

Was he wearing sandals and a robe?

Originally Posted by Medusa

I totally forgot about this one:

" 'Medusa' huh? I can be your Perseus!!"

(Yeah, cause every woman wants to have her head cut off and used to kill a sea creature)

Everyone has a purpose in life....